Welcome to "Two".

Gage: "Mommy, booger"
Me (as I turn to look): "Yep, Gage, that is definitely a booger. Please take your finger out of your nose, that is really gross".
Gage: "Booger, Mommy. See?"
Me: "Yes, Gage. I see the booger. Here is a tissue for your booger. Please put the booger in the tissue. Boogers are yucky. Honey, take your finger out of your nose now. That is really gross. We don't pick our boogers. We put them in a tissue".
Gage: "I keep booger".
Me: "No, honey.....oh. Okay, then throw your booger on the floor (as it's already being dropped).
Gage. Take your finger out of your nose right now. That's really yucky.
Gage: "Boooooooogeeeeeeeeeeer!!"

The End.